It's 1991

BLONDE IS BEAUTIFUL

2010-12-13T10:20:00.000-08:00

Being beautiful like Baywatch Babe Shauni McClain can be achieved in just 3 sprays. Sun In is a revolutionary product that makes your hair blonder, bolder and better. So.....who's life are you going to be saving this summer?? And remember if your not IN your OUT!!

The Lizard King Lives On

2010-11-27T10:12:00.000-08:00

"Did you have a good world when you died?
Enough to base a movie on?"

Jim Morrison's America prayers have been answered by Oliver Stone in this years Summer Blockbuster, The Doors movie.
The Enigmatic Rock God, poet, and transcending legend has been brought back to life by Top Gun actor Val Kilmer who was born to play the role. Follow the naked Indian to a cinema near you.

Axl 4 Stephanie

2010-11-19T14:15:00.000-08:00

Well it seems the rumours are true, with Sports Illustrated mega-babe Stephanie Seymour seen out and about with Guns N' Roses wild man Axl Rose. The couple have reportedly never been happier, and the future looks good for these two love birds.

C'mon Vogue!

2010-11-19T13:49:00.000-08:00

Well the hotly anticipated September Issue of Vogue has arrived here at '91 HQ and we are nothing short of ecstatic. Our grubby little hands have furiously been turning the pages and all we can say is "wow". The mag will be hitting newsstands in a week so you know what to do (yep - we got an advance copy, life is good).
With Linda Evangelista on the cover in a Ralph Lauren tartan jacket, it's fair to say that come winter we'll all be getting in touch with our Scottish heritage.
There's also a biker inspired shoot that is totally boss. Vogue, we love you.

Synchronized Swatches

2010-11-19T09:41:00.000-08:00

We know you have a Swatch. The question is how many, and are you synchronising them?? The idea is to wear 4 Swatches and set each one differently to Sydney, New York, Paris and London times.That way you'll know what time it is in all the fashion capitals. Make sure it's ticking on Greenwich Mean Time.
With your new Swatches you'll make the perfect impression on your first date. Call your date before you meet up and synchronise your Swatch to the same time. Cos we all know you never get to second base if your late!!!!

Too Soon!

2010-11-17T08:03:00.000-08:00

Apparently R'N'B Lotharios "Milli Vanilli" don't care how many girl's hearts they broke last year.

In November 1990 it was revealed that the Grammy-gankers didn't even sing on their own album, instead lip syncing to the voices of more talented but way less stunningly spunky studio vocalists.
And now they have come out with this slap in the face, making light of destroying the trust and love that many girls had for them.

Fuck you, Rob. And fuck you too, Fab. Eurotrash assholes.

Blue Bolt

2010-11-16T13:52:00.000-08:00

Sega have unleashed perhaps their greatest weapon yet in the war against Nintendo for video game supremacy. With his red shoes and spiky hair, Sonic the Hedgehog is racing his way to the top of the "must-have" list of rad things. The goal of the game is to rescue Sonic's furry friends of South Island, who have been turned into robots by the dastardly Dr Robotnik. It shouldn't be too difficult for our blue hero, with speed that would put Barcelona Olympic hopeful Linford Christie to shame.

Aye Carumba!

2010-11-16T13:40:00.000-08:00

Watch out Bart, there's a new cartoon sensation that's set to be the latest bad influence on kids the world over. Ren Hoek and Stimpson J. Cat (Ren & Stimpy) are the not-so-domesticated dog and cat duo, living in a warped world where gross outs are the order of the day. Along with Doug and Rugrats, this is Nickelodeon TV's first foray into the world of animation. We say, keep 'em coming.

50 Year Storm To Hit Later This Year!

2010-11-14T18:30:00.000-08:00

Photos have been leaked from the set of high octane action movie Point Break. Starring Keanu Reeves (Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure) and Patrick Swayze (Roadhouse), this action extravaganza centres around a bank robbing surfer gang, and the hot shot young FBI agent who infiltrates the gang to crack the case. Industry insiders have also let slip that 50% of the film was shot at Australia's Bells Beach. Surf’s up dudes.

Magic's Johnson Called Foul for Traveling.

2010-11-08T07:48:00.000-08:00

Heavy news has hit the NBA with LA Lakers point guard Earvin "Magic" Johnson revealing he has the dreaded HIV virus.
He has insisted that his wife Cookie and unborn child do not have the virus and that he has not engaged in any homosexual double dribbling. Maybe he is guilty of hook shots off the court too...

Space Age Shirts!

2010-10-28T22:44:00.000-07:00

If Biff’s hoverboard from Back To The Future 2 got your sci-fi, stainless steel vibrator buzzing on maximum orgasmatron, then you're not going to believe this.
Taking on the characteristics of an everlasting gobstobber Generra Sportwear will soon be making a reality which once was only a Roald Dahl trip of acid. It's more space aged than the Gravitron at the Easter Show.

The shirts are being stocked strategically at the same week as the Terminator 2 Judgement Day release, so run out and grab a Hypercolour t-shirt. You'll look hot, and it'll change colour.

Ouch!

2010-10-16T01:54:00.000-07:00

Priestly is in and Oprah is out! "People" has just released their annual list of the best and worst dressed. Beverly Hills is hip, but sorry Oprah, Chicago needs to catch up! Wild child Madonna makes the list...obviously...as does JFK Jr. But if you wanna see the whole list you'll just have to run out and buy it!

Welcome to the revolution!

2010-10-16T01:41:00.000-07:00

The iron curtain has collapsed! Yeltsin is in, and so is freedom. Let's face it, we were all starting to get frostbite from this Cold War.

Take The Turtles Home!

2010-08-27T04:45:00.000-07:00

That's right! 1990's hottest action heroes are coming home to your house, so get the pizza ready!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie is the must buy Betamax video of the season.
If you're a leader like Leonardo, a Michaelangelo party dude, a book smart Donatello or a Raphael bad boy this movie has something for you!
These heroes in half shells will take you on a rollicking good adventure as they battle the nefarious Shredder.
P.S. Hot new MC, Vanilla Ice, is a huge fan.
He's rumoured to appear in the big budget sequel later this year.

Meridy Kicks It Into High Gear at the NACs

2010-08-25T09:43:00.000-07:00

It was hard to believe that the 1990 National Aerobics Championship was a whole year ago when BOOM around it came again on the weekend.

Meridy Dunn once again proved that the sport is ever-evolving with her already infamous "Party Retard" routine which has even made the gurus at Aerobics Oz Style "sit-up" and take notice..

Not only did she do so by moving her groove thing like the most co-ordinated kid at the Special School Ball (after drinking too much Passiona) but also by introducing synthesized comedy sound effects, created by her boyfriend Adrian.

This bitch knows how to do a push up.

Abuse? No! Soul? Yes!

2010-08-18T17:15:00.000-07:00

A whopper of an offer.

2010-08-18T17:12:00.000-07:00

Hey guys.
You know we don't endorse ANY products unless we believe in them. But HJs aren't mucking around with this one. If you see how the staff smell the goodness in those rings... it leads us to believe Hungrys are the total lords! Get them while you can guys!

Bon apetit!

Help find Jaycee

2010-08-18T10:43:00.000-07:00

We are so sorry about the negative turn of 1991 the last couple of posts but hey the world is becoming a darker place. It makes me have a sad face.

This will be the last one I swear for a while but we just want to help someone find poor Jaycee Dugard. She was abducted from a school bus stop within sight of her home in South Lake Tahoe, California, United States.

So if you see her please tell the police! I am sure she won't look as happy and carefree as she does in that photo but the last thing we want is for her to be kidnapped and held in an elaborate tent compound in the back of some old couple's house and be forced to make children with the man for the next 18 years.

Thanks guys!!

R.I.P. Harry Krimer

2010-08-17T12:35:00.000-07:00

We here at 1991 have great respect for two things: military history and military history films. But we hate one thing: suicide. It is bogus and outright shithouse.
So when we heard Harry Krimer, famous for his brilliant portrayal of Napoleon in the 30's and 40's (trust me, we have seen all three films) had committed suicide at the age of 94 we were spewing.

You should have hung in there champion, you were almost there!

We will miss you H.K.

The Cola Wars rage on

2010-02-13T18:45:00.000-08:00

Don't think for a second that Coca Cola didn't notice all the fizz surrounding Pepsi's latest ad campaign. Now it's their turn, and boy have they hit back. Expect skysurfing to be a late addition to the Barcelona Olympics.

Roxette have got the look!

2010-02-13T18:15:00.000-08:00

Heavy hitters C+C Music Factory (who definitely have one of the best music videos of the year with "Thing That Make You Go Hmm") and rockers Guns'N'Roses have been pipped at the post at this year's AMAs by Roxette who won Most Popular International Group. Well done Per and Marie!

Damn cool new Diet Pepsi campaign.

2010-02-13T17:03:00.000-08:00

PepsiCo have changed the game with this campaign. Featuring Ray Charles and some of the hottest ladies this side of Simply Irresistible, they got the right one baby. Uh huh!

Look out! It's Marky Mark.

2010-02-13T01:32:00.000-08:00

With killer abs and a bad boy attitude Marky Mark (his brother is tough dude Donny from NKOTB) is one pop star with street cred!

Keith Coogan - Future Bright Star

2010-02-13T01:09:00.000-08:00

Forget the two guys on the left, the real breakout star of this Summer's action blockbuster Toy Soldiers is the wisecracking Keith Coogan (right). Expect big things from him in the future.