Take The Turtles Home!

That's right! 1990's hottest action heroes are coming home to your house, so get the pizza ready!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie is the must buy Betamax video of the season.
If you're a leader like Leonardo, a Michaelangelo party dude, a book smart Donatello or a Raphael bad boy this movie has something for you!
These heroes in half shells will take you on a rollicking good adventure as they battle the nefarious Shredder.
P.S. Hot new MC, Vanilla Ice, is a huge fan.
He's rumoured to appear in the big budget sequel later this year.

Meridy Kicks It Into High Gear at the NACs

It was hard to believe that the 1990 National Aerobics Championship was a whole year ago when BOOM around it came again on the weekend.

Meridy Dunn once again proved that the sport is ever-evolving with her already infamous "Party Retard" routine which has even made the gurus at Aerobics Oz Style "sit-up" and take notice..

Not only did she do so by moving her groove thing like the most co-ordinated kid at the Special School Ball (after drinking too much Passiona) but also by introducing synthesized comedy sound effects, created by her boyfriend Adrian.

This bitch knows how to do a push up.

Abuse? No! Soul? Yes!

A whopper of an offer.

Hey guys.
You know we don't endorse ANY products unless we believe in them. But HJs aren't mucking around with this one. If you see how the staff smell the goodness in those rings... it leads us to believe Hungrys are the total lords! Get them while you can guys!

Bon apetit!

Help find Jaycee

We are so sorry about the negative turn of 1991 the last couple of posts but hey the world is becoming a darker place. It makes me have a sad face.

This will be the last one I swear for a while but we just want to help someone find poor Jaycee Dugard. She was abducted from a school bus stop within sight of her home in South Lake Tahoe, California, United States.

So if you see her please tell the police! I am sure she won't look as happy and carefree as she does in that photo but the last thing we want is for her to be kidnapped and held in an elaborate tent compound in the back of some old couple's house and be forced to make children with the man for the next 18 years.

Thanks guys!!

R.I.P. Harry Krimer

We here at 1991 have great respect for two things: military history and military history films. But we hate one thing: suicide. It is bogus and outright shithouse.
So when we heard Harry Krimer, famous for his brilliant portrayal of Napoleon in the 30's and 40's (trust me, we have seen all three films) had committed suicide at the age of 94 we were spewing.



You should have hung in there champion, you were almost there!

We will miss you H.K.