The Lizard King Lives On

"Did you have a good world when you died?
Enough to base a movie on?"

Jim Morrison's America prayers have been answered by Oliver Stone in this years Summer Blockbuster, The Doors movie.
The Enigmatic Rock God, poet, and transcending legend has been brought back to life by Top Gun actor Val Kilmer who was born to play the role. Follow the naked Indian to a cinema near you.

Axl 4 Stephanie

Well it seems the rumours are true, with Sports Illustrated mega-babe Stephanie Seymour seen out and about with Guns N' Roses wild man Axl Rose. The couple have reportedly never been happier, and the future looks good for these two love birds.

C'mon Vogue!

Well the hotly anticipated September Issue of Vogue has arrived here at '91 HQ and we are nothing short of ecstatic. Our grubby little hands have furiously been turning the pages and all we can say is "wow". The mag will be hitting newsstands in a week so you know what to do (yep - we got an advance copy, life is good).
With Linda Evangelista on the cover in a Ralph Lauren tartan jacket, it's fair to say that come winter we'll all be getting in touch with our Scottish heritage.
There's also a biker inspired shoot that is totally boss. Vogue, we love you.

Synchronized Swatches

We know you have a Swatch. The question is how many, and are you synchronising them?? The idea is to wear 4 Swatches and set each one differently to Sydney, New York, Paris and London times.That way you'll know what time it is in all the fashion capitals. Make sure it's ticking on Greenwich Mean Time.
With your new Swatches you'll make the perfect impression on your first date. Call your date before you meet up and synchronise your Swatch to the same time. Cos we all know you never get to second base if your late!!!!

Too Soon!

Apparently R'N'B Lotharios "Milli Vanilli" don't care how many girl's hearts they broke last year.

In November 1990 it was revealed that the Grammy-gankers didn't even sing on their own album, instead lip syncing to the voices of more talented but way less stunningly spunky studio vocalists.
And now they have come out with this slap in the face, making light of destroying the trust and love that many girls had for them.

Fuck you, Rob. And fuck you too, Fab. Eurotrash assholes.

Blue Bolt

Sega have unleashed perhaps their greatest weapon yet in the war against Nintendo for video game supremacy. With his red shoes and spiky hair, Sonic the Hedgehog is racing his way to the top of the "must-have" list of rad things. The goal of the game is to rescue Sonic's furry friends of South Island, who have been turned into robots by the dastardly Dr Robotnik. It shouldn't be too difficult for our blue hero, with speed that would put Barcelona Olympic hopeful Linford Christie to shame.

Aye Carumba!

Watch out Bart, there's a new cartoon sensation that's set to be the latest bad influence on kids the world over. Ren Hoek and Stimpson J. Cat (Ren & Stimpy) are the not-so-domesticated dog and cat duo, living in a warped world where gross outs are the order of the day. Along with Doug and Rugrats, this is Nickelodeon TV's first foray into the world of animation. We say, keep 'em coming.

50 Year Storm To Hit Later This Year!

Photos have been leaked from the set of high octane action movie Point Break. Starring Keanu Reeves (Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure) and Patrick Swayze (Roadhouse), this action extravaganza centres around a bank robbing surfer gang, and the hot shot young FBI agent who infiltrates the gang to crack the case. Industry insiders have also let slip that 50% of the film was shot at Australia's Bells Beach. Surf’s up dudes.

Magic's Johnson Called Foul for Traveling.

Heavy news has hit the NBA with LA Lakers point guard Earvin "Magic" Johnson revealing he has the dreaded HIV virus.
He has insisted that his wife Cookie and unborn child do not have the virus and that he has not engaged in any homosexual double dribbling. Maybe he is guilty of hook shots off the court too...